The Lunatic Farmer

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NEW NAME FOR WASHINGTON REDSKINS

            I know I'm supposed to be teasing you about the new book POLYFACE DESIGNS  every Friday, but I just can't help today weighing in on the name change at the Washington Redskins.  They are our closest NFL team so our area is full of Redskins fans.

             They've talked about Hogs and Red Tails.  But I think I have the best and most fitting name:

        WASHINGTON BUREAUCRATS

             How better to show the prowess and functionality of bureaucrats than to name the team from the city that breeds them after their vocation?  Surely if bureaucrats work well, the team will rise to its glory days.  That name change would be the fastest way to showcase the strength of bureaucracy.  Put them into real competition and see how they fare.

             Can't you hear the cheers?  BUREAUCRATS, BUREAUCRATS, FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

             What do you think?